p0ca-h0tness:

I’m too lazy to flirt with anyone so can we please skip that step and make out

religiousmom:

*answer to math problem is 182*
*backflips off table while All The Small Things starts playing and skateboards out the window*

georgiarosewatts:

have you ever had legitimate crush on a band guy like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

have you ever seen someone so attractive that you just toss up your hands like “Oh for fuck’s sake”

jeremygayvis:

“Will I Or Will I Not Be Able To Listen To MCR Without Breaking Down” - a novel by me

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

sighstyles:

when ur crush looks around at ur general direction

jaclcfrost:

“i need to talk to you about something”

bonerforbarakat:

patrick stump in the streets but pete wentz in the sheets

breathtakingtragedy:

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ I would kill ur entire family to meet fob

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

iihateurls:

portablemiah:

this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.

i do not think this guy needs that coffee

cokeflow:

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

willsmithorwontsmith:

*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*